A poem and a demon!

Seriously. I have created a poem, and a demon. Well, three poems. I wrote some limericks a while back, but I decided to edit them and place them on the holy throne of fictionpress today.

And I made a demon! His name is Matt Demon. He is a prototype for a series of angels and demons that I am eventually going to be making. I was lazy and sewed him by hand. (It's a lot of work to drag out the sewing machine, okay?) Here's the little guy from the front:and here is his cuteness from the back!
Matt likes to go on Twitter and eat babies. He also likes to eat salsa. Especially on babies. :3

He is made from an old work polo, felt, schtuffing, and two really old buttons.